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Post by kirkland85 on Aug 11, 2008 0:17:21 GMT -5
Please forgive me for being new here and new to sleeper.. I have been reading these forums and I keep hearing the name Milton. Can someone explain to me who/what Milton is?
I tried the search function but couldn't find an explanation.
Thanks so much
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Post by mulatto88 on Aug 11, 2008 0:55:09 GMT -5
He's a swell guy
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Post by Alex^Dj^ on Aug 11, 2008 1:08:18 GMT -5
Milton..woow..how can we explain who is him...Milton is a fictional character created by ET phrankster who is only making problems on third dimentional worlds..hahahahahha.. i am just kidding.
Milton is sleeper ET "friend" has far i know...sleepr can go more deep on this..if he likes it (surely he does..or let say milton does haha)
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Post by kirkland85 on Aug 11, 2008 15:06:33 GMT -5
Ok cool thanks for the reply guys
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Post by Bigguy on Aug 11, 2008 17:02:42 GMT -5
Don't forget, he's Batman too.
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Post by jca2008 on Aug 11, 2008 18:02:29 GMT -5
Milton is according to Sleeper in his book A Day With An Extra-Terrestrial, is a blue with white splotches ET, very short, with the black piercing eyes, long/thin arms and legs. Holes for ears. He has a pudgy belly from drinking to many Yoo-Hoo's.
Sleeper, When are you putting Milton on a diet?
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Post by mulatto88 on Aug 11, 2008 18:14:36 GMT -5
Milton is according to Sleeper in his book A Day With An Extra-Terrestrial, is a blue with white splotches ET, very short, with the black piercing eyes, long/thin arms and legs. Holes for ears. He has a pudgy belly from drinking to many Yoo-Hoo's. Sleeper, When are you putting Milton on a diet? So that's how Milton looks? I missed that part.
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Post by Izarith on Aug 12, 2008 4:31:37 GMT -5
Hello all, The best way to understand just who Milton is, is with another episode of........ [glow=red,2,300]The Adventures Of Sleeper Balboa!! -3[/glow] Sleeper Just got back home from his chicken chasing Tahiti vacation... Sleeper: Well ya know guess my vacation is over thank god!! Sleeper's refrigerator door flys open and Milton rolls out. Mitlon: You don't have to thank me kid, like i said you deserved it. Sleeper: Ya thanks, next time I hope I get hit by a bus instead, what the hell was going on with that chicken any ways. Milton: Look you little ingrate, not only do I give you a coffee break but I show you that animal you always wanted to see from Alpha Centauri A, and you whine about it!! Sleeper: A chicken? What? I ask to see an alien animal and you show me a chicken? And then..ya know..I got to chase it around all day? Like I said just hit me with a bus next time OK. Milton: That was NOT a chicken!! That was a Clucker, a different animal totally alien to Eart. It's meant for a planet with a much higher gravity than Eart. Thats why it was so hard to cache. A Clucker you hear me, and don't you forget it. Sleeper: Ai yo OK I get it, I get it, a Clucker right. Cool it there blue guy you'll wake the kids on the other side of the world with your yellen. Oh and I was just kidding ya know about the whole hitting me with a bus thing. Thats all I need is to get hit by a bus meant for a higher gravity planet from Alpha Centauri sheesh. Hey where did you put Lear? Milton: He is on the moon. why? Sleeper: ? Milton: Don't look at me like that kid. Lear wanted to know if the moon had an atmosphere so i beamed him up there to find out. Sleeper: ? Milton: I know don't worry I'll put em back together..... in a bit. But first I'm hungry ya want some apple pie? Sleeper: Yo ya OK sure.....mmmmmmmm where did you get this pie? Milton: Where Else Eden theres a tree there and its apples will knock your socks off. Oh ya that reminds me...... Milton snaps his finger and Tommyknockers appears out of thin air holding a six pack of Yoo-Hoos. Milton snaps them again and only the Yoo-hoos remain. Sleeper: ?.....Yo Milt that Izarith kid is wavering what should I do? Milton: Don't worry about it he'll pull trew. To bad to, I'm making a fortune selling mined salt. Hahahahamuamuamuaguaguaguagua!! Fin.. Sorry I just saw the new Rocky movie, what is said in this clip is so true ;D To the salt mines it is!!
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Post by Lou on Aug 12, 2008 9:09:07 GMT -5
Hello all, Milton: That was NOT a chicken!! That was a Clucker, a different animal totally alien to Eart. It's meant for a planet with a much higher gravity than Eart. Thats why it was so hard to cache. A Clucker you hear me, and don't you forget it. Milton said that a "Clucker" taste just like chicken. And then flapped his twiggy arms like a chicken. So I went out and got a bucket of chicken, otherwise he would never stop running around the house flapping his wings, I mean arms, or whatever the heck they are ;D
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Post by tommyknockers on Aug 12, 2008 21:52:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Adventures Of Sleeper Balboa!! -3[/glow] You should write skits for SNL. Really. Give them a call. Man cant live on salt alone.
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Post by Izarith on Aug 13, 2008 8:38:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Adventures Of Sleeper Balboa!! -3[/glow] You should write skits for SNL. Really. Give them a call. Man cant live on salt alone. Hey thanks Tommy,
I actually wright a lot of skits. I'm saving up for a cheap camera and some props so I can put them up on youtube.
Funny stuff I'll let you know when they are up. If you guys like them then I'll give SNL a call.....after i learn how to spell correctly that is. ;D
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Post by jca2008 on Aug 16, 2008 21:30:07 GMT -5
I actually wright a lot of skits. I'm saving up for a cheap camera and some props so I can put them up on youtube. Funny stuff I'll let you know when they are up. If you guys like them then I'll give SNL a call.....after i learn how to spell correctly that is. ;D [/color][/quote] Awesome dude! I can't wait to see those skits. You ought to come up with some related to what we are talking about with sleeper, and what sleeper has told us. You would be great! If I was rich I'd buy you 10 camera's and your own studio! Good Luck man!
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Post by Izarith on Aug 17, 2008 9:06:30 GMT -5
I actually wright a lot of skits. I'm saving up for a cheap camera and some props so I can put them up on youtube. Funny stuff I'll let you know when they are up. If you guys like them then I'll give SNL a call.....after i learn how to spell correctly that is. ;D [/color][/quote] Awesome dude! I can't wait to see those skits. You ought to come up with some related to what we are talking about with sleeper, and what sleeper has told us. You would be great! If I was rich I'd buy you 10 camera's and your own studio! Good Luck man![/quote] Hey thanks Jca,
Yea I have a lot of work to do rewriting all my skits. They are full of hate, envy and ego it will be interesting to try to make pure comedy for a change.
The only sad thing is with out Hate envy and ego I'm out of material. Hay thats a good joke....now where is my pen
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Post by jca2008 on Aug 17, 2008 18:49:32 GMT -5
The only sad thing is with out Hate envy and ego I'm out of material. Hay thats a good joke....now where is my pen [/color][/quote] Guess what! You can use hate, envy, greed, and ego in your skits to help let those things out. You make yourself feel like your really doing it in those skits, so the real you will be relieved. Not a bad idea is it?
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Post by Izarith on Aug 18, 2008 3:49:07 GMT -5
The only sad thing is with out Hate envy and ego I'm out of material. Hay thats a good joke....now where is my pen [/color][/quote] Guess what! You can use hate, envy, greed, and ego in your skits to help let those things out. You make yourself feel like your really doing it in those skits, so the real you will be relieved. Not a bad idea is it?[/quote] Hello Jca, Yea thats not a good Idea lol. I actually felt relived when I put my hate envy and ego in my skits but that just made me much more rehearsed and fluent in taking it out on people in real life. I got really good at making hate envy and ego funny, but it got to a point to where it was not making anyone laugh because I started taking things seriously. Eventually my comedy just turned into rants!! My father once told me "never believe your own bull poop". We really don't know what is going on in the world (I am in no way saying that bad things are not going down) so we make stuff up, now we could be 100% right in our make believe conclusions about life, But come on what are the odds of that? I do try to stay as informed as I can but I don't look for bad news like a hungry dog like I used to. I'm just going to tone down a bit and try to focus on being funny, and not have such an agenda behind my messages. ;D
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