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Post by tommyknockers on Aug 5, 2009 16:02:33 GMT -5
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Post by Eevee on Aug 8, 2009 2:28:39 GMT -5
;D
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Post by tommyknockers on Oct 16, 2009 17:50:14 GMT -5
Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy Good Stuff! ;D
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Post by tommyknockers on Oct 18, 2009 12:56:26 GMT -5
Fixed broken video
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Post by Izarith on Oct 18, 2009 15:42:06 GMT -5
LOL! Good video Tommy. ;D I now feel a little silly for initially damning YouTube for yet another removed video that could not be seen. It also made me look up the history of toilet paper, It was a very scary world about 100 years ago. ;D
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grant
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Post by grant on Oct 19, 2009 11:37:23 GMT -5
Thanks Tommy for sharing your tomato tips! As luck would have it 3 juicy home grown tomatoes have just ripened - now all I need to find is some decent mozzarella! My tomato crop at this time of the year is pretty lacklustre - have to make the most of them before the autumn rains come!
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Post by tommyknockers on Oct 19, 2009 14:01:07 GMT -5
I don't think I had one decent tomato this year. I kept waiting for the neighbors to bring me their best and it never happened. ;D
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Post by tommyknockers on Dec 4, 2009 13:17:23 GMT -5
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F !!!!
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Post by vortices on Dec 4, 2009 21:39:09 GMT -5
omg Tommy, that's too damn funny ;D
~v
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Post by tommyknockers on Mar 6, 2010 19:58:36 GMT -5
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Post by tommyknockers on Mar 23, 2010 14:31:30 GMT -5
chicken and egg in bed chicken has head on pillow smoking Egg rolls over annoyed saying I guess we answered that question
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Post by Izarith on Mar 24, 2010 5:00:11 GMT -5
chicken and egg in bed chicken has head on pillow smoking Egg rolls over annoyed saying I guess we answered that question ROFLMAO!!! I totally get that joke LO FOOKEN L! (for those who don't get the joke it answers the age old question of how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 5 woods
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Post by willy42 on Apr 29, 2010 16:19:38 GMT -5
chicken and egg in bed chicken has head on pillow smoking Egg rolls over annoyed saying I guess we answered that question ROFLMAO!!! I totally get that joke LO FOOKEN L! (for those who don't get the joke it answers the age old question of how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 5 woodsdon't play golf myself
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Post by Eevee on Jul 12, 2010 3:35:03 GMT -5
Drugs are bad, mmmkay. LOL! ;D
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Post by Izarith on Jul 12, 2010 3:52:18 GMT -5
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Hell after watching that I think the whole world should be on drugs LOL.
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