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GAME!!!
Aug 10, 2009 0:55:52 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 10, 2009 0:55:52 GMT -5
Eevee, As you scream "HAYULP!" the Head ET clears his throat and says... "Well f**k me!!! It's been an Eon since I've had to actually speak. This will not do at all, I'm sending you Eevee to a specialist in weakness development." You Black out... When you come back to yourself you begin to open your eyes and see this. What do you do? ;D I try to communicate telepathically with the freaky looking dude. I say, "Haven't I seen you before in Pirates Of The Caribbean?" Oh, and by the way Izzy, my hair had better be back to normal.
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Aug 10, 2009 7:26:13 GMT -5
Post by tommyknockers on Aug 10, 2009 7:26:13 GMT -5
I take my shirt off and fashion a head bandage for the wounded critter. And attempt to explain it was not MY intention to hurt anyone.
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Aug 11, 2009 0:31:00 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 11, 2009 0:31:00 GMT -5
Willy, The moment you press the button nothing happens.... The only thing you notice is you feel very tired. Your back hurts, your joints feel cramped and painful, you wish you had a walking stick to help you stand. A few moments later your teeth fall out one after another your long Garth hair turns gray then white. You collapse on the floor and you can see yourself turning into dust starting from your feet up to your head. Out of every molecule your brought into the elevator the only thing that remains is your consciousness and that ancient condom. The hole room blinks red and a loud horn sounds an alarm. You hear a synthesized voice announce "Soul ready and contained, commencing return to source now. Pleas put your try table up in the up right position and fasten your safety belts.....This is going to be one hell of a ride. Have a nice trip and thank you for choosing Incorporeal Air, the only way to beat the speed of light. " On the other side of the room you see a worm hole open up. The room starts shaking and an unbelievably loud sound starts up along with a very short count down. 5,4,3.... What do you do?
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GAME!!!
Aug 11, 2009 1:15:19 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 11, 2009 1:15:19 GMT -5
Eevee, The second you send a tone way telepathic message to the Weakness development specialist He screams... W.D.S.: IZARITH!!!! Why in the seventh sphixter of hell is my patient awake?!?! Don't tell me you put the wrong liquid in her jar like you did with the last patient! Izzy: Aw cmon! All those dumb liquids look the same to me. It would help if you labeled them yaknow. W.D.S.: Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.... Your never going to get out of this salt mine if you don't but a little effort into order and compliance. Now go take Eevee and put the right dream liquid in her jar as you can see I'm not done with her corp.... I mean body. Izzy: This sucks! You guys always give me the hard job just because I'm neutral. Clean the toilets, take out the trash, Now you have me carting around a jar with eyes and a brain in it. Can I at least feed Her? I think she might like the fish food. ;D Eevee, Izarith picks you up and presses his face up against the jar you are in. in his eyes you can see your reflection...... The W.D.S has temporarily taken your brain along with your eyes out of your body while he does some heavy tests on it. Apparently Izarith has messed up your dream liquid and you have woken up prematurely. As he handles your jar carelessly around one of your eyes sees your whacking stick it is glowing bright blue (like Frodo's sword). you can feel the whacking stick begging your command. What do you do?
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GAME!!!
Aug 11, 2009 2:37:28 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 11, 2009 2:37:28 GMT -5
Tommy, you have to use every bit of strength you have to move your body. as you walked over the the fallen ET it felt like you were running in the same place. You can tell that you are slightly in control of your body because what ever is in control if it is letting you for the time being. As you wrap your shirt around the fallen ET's head you involuntarily grab it by the throat and squeeze with strength you never thought you had. The other blue ET responds to your communication. He mentally tells you that he can not read the shadows thoughts so while he is control of your body you are unpredictable and dangerous to him. But he knows you meant them no harm. He also tells you that removing a shadow is very hard but his friend might be able to help you at least control your body again. He says with you mental permission his Friend's soul can enter your body and share it with you. The two of you will be strong enough to control you body once again. If you choose not to He will have to leave this place even tho he and his friend were sent her to guide you through the maze of holes and caves to the "Tall One". He warns you that once his friend enters your body your mind will be in much pain for some time. The shadow will not leave because of his friend and the three of you will have to be stuck until a solution can be resolved. He says you don't have much time for the shadow will grow tired of dismembering the fallen ET with your hands very soon. He is next and will be forced to leave. Tommy what do you do?
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Aug 11, 2009 10:03:45 GMT -5
Post by tommyknockers on Aug 11, 2009 10:03:45 GMT -5
Some UFO nut that goes by Sleeper told me that it is imposable for more than one soul to control a body. I inform the critter of this knowledge and tell him I have no use for lies in my circle of truth. So if you want any further cooperation from me you better find a way to convince me you are not full of BS.
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Aug 11, 2009 10:48:20 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 11, 2009 10:48:20 GMT -5
LOL!!! I am completely horrified by the situation in which I now find myself. I can feel fear and panic rising rapidly. I am vaguely aware that my stick is glowing, but I don't think it's such a good idea to whack the total Muppet holding me, he might drop me. I am consumed by paralysing fear and panic, so I do nothing.
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Aug 11, 2009 11:08:02 GMT -5
Post by willy42 on Aug 11, 2009 11:08:02 GMT -5
Willy, The moment you press the button nothing happens.... The only thing you notice is you feel very tired. Your back hurts, your joints feel cramped and painful, you wish you had a walking stick to help you stand. A few moments later your teeth fall out one after another your long Garth hair turns gray then white. You collapse on the floor and you can see yourself turning into dust starting from your feet up to your head. Out of every molecule your brought into the elevator the only thing that remains is your consciousness and that ancient condom. The hole room blinks red and a loud horn sounds an alarm. You hear a synthesized voice announce "Soul ready and contained, commencing return to source now. Pleas put your try table up in the up right position and fasten your safety belts.....This is going to be one hell of a ride. Have a nice trip and thank you for choosing Incorporeal Air, the only way to beat the speed of light. " On the other side of the room you see a worm hole open up. The room starts shaking and an unbelievably loud sound starts up along with a very short count down. 5,4,3.... What do you do? i guess the only thing for me to do is await the countdowns conclusion, and go with the flow. whilst doing so, i am a ball of energy, so i'm gonna bounce around a bit to pass the few seconds of the countdown. plus i am a little curious as to what happened to the gum i was chewing, i wonder: did it too vaporize?
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GAME!!!
Aug 12, 2009 0:17:17 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 12, 2009 0:17:17 GMT -5
Tommy, the little blue alien giggles at the irony of you referring to some one as a UFO nut in his presence. He tels you that he has heard of Sleeper. And they are well aware of ET lore. He says that he is sure if you read what sleeper said you will find that nothing is impossible and he is sure sleep has said that having more than one soul in one body is not recommended. But he tells you that you have NO COISE! Your free will does not matter at this point. He is going to leave you here forever if you do not give his friend. The one you tore apart with your own hands permission to enter your Body. He says not to worry he and his friend are here to help you, it will only hurt for a little while. Whilst this is happening The shadow talks to you, You can't understand what it is saying. It's voice sounds terrible and deep. You feel yourself gaining more and more control over your body. What do you do?
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Aug 12, 2009 0:56:58 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 12, 2009 0:56:58 GMT -5
Eevee, Izarith takes you into another room, closes a thick mettal door behind him. He sees your eyes shaking in fear and pats your jar in reassurance. The room you are in is huge and is completely full of jars filed with liquid. Izarith sets you down on a near by table. Izzy: It's ok Eevee, don't be afraid. I'm going to get you that fish food to make you feel better. Oh great....The fish food is not labeled either.....ah well this one looks close enough. Eevee you see izarith grab a large jar that contains a rainbow sparkling liquid. You feel you whacking stick waiting for your command. What do you do?
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Aug 12, 2009 1:26:20 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 12, 2009 1:26:20 GMT -5
2... Willy, While bumping around in soul form you notice another little soul examining your Trojan condom. He sees you looking at him. 1... Little Soul: Hi, My name is Joe, Bazooka Joe. ;D You and your new friend get sucked through the worm hole. You and Joe are in a very dark void, You feel you are traveling at an unimaginable speed. You and Joe leave light behind. What do you do?
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GAME!!!
Aug 12, 2009 2:26:26 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 12, 2009 2:26:26 GMT -5
Eevee, Izarith takes you into another room, closes a thick mettal door behind him. He sees your eyes shaking in fear and pats your jar in reassurance. The room you are in is huge and is completely full of jars filed with liquid. Izarith sets you down on a near by table. Izzy: It's ok Eevee, don't be afraid. I'm going to get you that fish food to make you feel better. Oh great....The fish food is not labeled either.....ah well this one looks close enough. Eevee you see izarith grab a large jar that contains a rainbow sparkling liquid. You feel you whacking stick waiting for your command. What do you do? I start to feel the fear and panic subside, Izzy doesn't seem like such a bad guy after all, just a total Muppet. I start to feel the call of my whacking stick getting stronger and stronger until I am unable to resist the temptation any longer, and since he has now put me down.... But wait, Izzy shut the door behind him, my stick is in the other room. But anything's possible right? I command the stick to whack Izzy ;D
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Aug 12, 2009 14:01:15 GMT -5
Post by tommyknockers on Aug 12, 2009 14:01:15 GMT -5
There is always a choice my little blue friend. How does that go…”if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice” yea that’s it. I am sorry my friend but I must deny accesses to this body as it does not belong to me and I do not have authority over who may or may not use it. You will have to check with my creator to gain access. As far as leaving me here to rot…I don’t think that’s going to look to good on your resume.
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GAME!!!
Aug 12, 2009 16:21:28 GMT -5
Post by willy42 on Aug 12, 2009 16:21:28 GMT -5
2... Willy, While bumping around in soul form you notice another little soul examining your Trojan condom. He sees you looking at him. 1... Little Soul: Hi, My name is Joe, Bazooka Joe. ;D You and your new friend get sucked through the worm hole. You and Joe are in a very dark void, You feel you are traveling at an unimaginable speed. You and Joe leave light behind. What do you do? well, then... i try and strike up a conversation with bazooka joe, i ask him if he comes here often ,if it hurts when someone chews him , and what the hell he did to get placed in an ancient piece of gum
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Aug 19, 2009 19:27:10 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 19, 2009 19:27:10 GMT -5
Eevee, A few moments after giving your whacking stick the attack command you hear The W.D.S. Yell "No! It cant be!! It's the legendary Izzy annihilator!!! DAME YOU IZARITH!!! " Loud bangs start pummeling the large metal door. The whole room sakes with each bang. The jar Izarith was handling falls to the floor and shatters. The colorful liquid that once was in the jar forms into a humanoid shape. You see Izarith take a few steps back and say "Aw crap, So that's were I put Yaldabaoth's dream jar. Shit I've been feeding that to the fishes this whole time. " Eevee, the metal door now has many dents on it and you see the hinges start to break. Yaldabaoth: Who dare attempt to imprison the Lord Archon, the one and only true God of the cosmos? Izarith: She did it! *Izzy points to your jar Eevee* Oh by the way Yalda your not all that grand there is the unnamable above you shit head. Yaldabaoth: SILANCE you ant! Eevee you see Izarith fall to his knees as you yourself feel a hit of immense pain as Yaldabaoth searches your mind for information. While this is happening you can still hear the loud bangs at the metal door. You see Izarith crawl to a big red button once he presses it a loud alarm goes off and you hear a synthesized voice say. "Renegade type 1 class E-1 on the loose, Subject considered most dangerous. Attack and destroy using extreme prejudice." Yaldabaoth stops searching your mind, you feel a rush of mental relief. He walks over to your jar laughing. He picks you up and says. "So it is because of you I am free. Well I'm not one to have to show any gratitude but perhaps being stuck in a jar has made me soft. My gift to you is an enhancement to your whacking stick. Maybe one day you will find out what it is." Eevee you find your self back in your body, You hear Yaldabaoth's laughter in the other room. You can see the W.D.S. passed out on the floor with a big knot on his head, The door to the room you were in is hammered open and you can hear Izarith getting the crap whacked out of him. What do you do?
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