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Aug 19, 2009 19:50:03 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 19, 2009 19:50:03 GMT -5
Tommy, you feel the shadow try to move your legs but it soon detaches itself from you and clings to the entrance of the cave. Before it does this it talks to you once more. The little Blue alien, fills you mind with horrific images and feelings of fear and pain. He tells you that he and his kind have been trapped here for too long and they are not going to let you get away. If you will not give them your body they are going to take it from you. They will not be able to use it but maybe riping you apart will serve as some entertainment for a bit. You hear giggles all around you. You can see that you are surrounded by many blue ET's now and there are also many green eyes filling all the walls of the cavern. They all seem to be getting closer and closer to you. The Shadow give you another squawk from the entrance of the cave. What do you do?
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Aug 19, 2009 20:23:06 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 19, 2009 20:23:06 GMT -5
Willy, Communicating with the soul is literally like a dream. You understand him completely. Every thing he relates to you is seen through his experience. It almost feels like you are experiencing it. The reason he was sentenced was because in his last life he was a human male on a planet much like Earth. He was a graduate student at a university and he and a team of fellow students were working on a project along with many professors. The project was called S.T.S. (Scanning the Sky) They were using several computers to scan the sky for intelligent communications. They never were able to find any intelligent patters but that was due to their inability to comprehend how gamma rays are used as a form of communication through out the universe. It turns out that what their computers were computing was actually Alien child pornography. He and his team never had any knowledge of this but Universal law is universal law and ignorance is no excuse. So when he died by choking on a big bite of falafel he found himself choosing between being reincarnated as a piece of gum or yeast infection cream. Willy, after you experience through Joe what it's like to be a piece of gum. You now realise that gum is usually only used while a person has bad breath. It's chewed for hours upon end and some times, for second offenders, is swallowed and is forced to live in the intestines and wait until the chewer dies of old age. It does not physically hurt to be chewed but the emotional damage of being striped of your minty freshness only to be spit out once your left a formless lump with no flavor is to say the least irrevocable. Some pieces of gum have started a coalition and are currently involved in a silent war against chewers. They attack chewers by waiting patiently on the floor on a hot day and kamikaze them selves by getting suck on the bottom of a shoe. Some gum sentences last for the whole packet. A soul is reincarnated over and over until the final last stick but these poor souls are the ones who can no longer come back as gum are only left with the option of being reincarnated as Yeast infection cream. Joe thanks you Willy for never chewing him. He understands how many times the urge must have been strong but thanks to you he can now move on in life. He also lets you know that the soul stuck in your Trojan condom is not to happy about never being used. For condoms it's different than gum the only way to be released from a number one rated Trojan condom is to be made useful since as you can see they last a hell of a lot longer than their expiration date. It's a trick container, a condom is, because just when you think your gonna get a fun ride you get tossed in the trash and the user goes bare back ;D Willy while Joe was telling you about this and last life, you were able to catch a whiff of the life he live before those two. A desert planet. What do you do?
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Aug 20, 2009 7:31:35 GMT -5
Post by tommyknockers on Aug 20, 2009 7:31:35 GMT -5
I check my pockets for a pack of gum, while contemplating if I should follow the shadow guy
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Aug 20, 2009 9:03:01 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 20, 2009 9:03:01 GMT -5
Eevee, A few moments after giving your whacking stick the attack command you hear The W.D.S. Yell "No! It cant be!! It's the legendary Izzy annihilator!!! DAME YOU IZARITH!!! " Loud bangs start pummeling the large metal door. The whole room sakes with each bang. The jar Izarith was handling falls to the floor and shatters. The colorful liquid that once was in the jar forms into a humanoid shape. You see Izarith take a few steps back and say "Aw crap, So that's were I put Yaldabaoth's dream jar. Shit I've been feeding that to the fishes this whole time. " Eevee, the metal door now has many dents on it and you see the hinges start to break. Yaldabaoth: Who dare attempt to imprison the Lord Archon, the one and only true God of the cosmos? Izarith: She did it! *Izzy points to your jar Eevee* Oh by the way Yalda your not all that grand there is the unnamable above you shit head. Yaldabaoth: SILANCE you ant! Eevee you see Izarith fall to his knees as you yourself feel a hit of immense pain as Yaldabaoth searches your mind for information. While this is happening you can still hear the loud bangs at the metal door. You see Izarith crawl to a big red button once he presses it a loud alarm goes off and you hear a synthesized voice say. "Renegade type 1 class E-1 on the loose, Subject considered most dangerous. Attack and destroy using extreme prejudice." Yaldabaoth stops searching your mind, you feel a rush of mental relief. He walks over to your jar laughing. He picks you up and says. "So it is because of you I am free. Well I'm not one to have to show any gratitude but perhaps being stuck in a jar has made me soft. My gift to you is an enhancement to your whacking stick. Maybe one day you will find out what it is." Eevee you find your self back in your body, You hear Yaldabaoth's laughter in the other room. You can see the W.D.S. passed out on the floor with a big knot on his head, The door to the room you were in is hammered open and you can hear Izarith getting the crap whacked out of him. What do you do? Hmmm, I don't think I'll be able to wake up squid face, but I know help is probably coming as Izzy pressed the alarm button... I command my stick to stop whacking the crap out of Izzy whilst cautiously walking towards the egomaniac with the god complex.
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Aug 20, 2009 21:25:11 GMT -5
Post by willy42 on Aug 20, 2009 21:25:11 GMT -5
Willy, Communicating with the soul is literally like a dream. You understand him completely. Every thing he relates to you is seen through his experience. It almost feels like you are experiencing it. The reason he was sentenced was because in his last life he was a human male on a planet much like Earth. He was a graduate student at a university and he and a team of fellow students were working on a project along with many professors. The project was called S.T.S. (Scanning the Sky) They were using several computers to scan the sky for intelligent communications. They never were able to find any intelligent patters but that was due to their inability to comprehend how gamma rays are used as a form of communication through out the universe. It turns out that what their computers were computing was actually Alien child pornography. He and his team never had any knowledge of this but Universal law is universal law and ignorance is no excuse. So when he died by choking on a big bite of falafel he found himself choosing between being reincarnated as a piece of gum or yeast infection cream. Willy, after you experience through Joe what it's like to be a piece of gum. You now realise that gum is usually only used while a person has bad breath. It's chewed for hours upon end and some times, for second offenders, is swallowed and is forced to live in the intestines and wait until the chewer dies of old age. It does not physically hurt to be chewed but the emotional damage of being striped of your minty freshness only to be spit out once your left a formless lump with no flavor is to say the least irrevocable. Some pieces of gum have started a coalition and are currently involved in a silent war against chewers. They attack chewers by waiting patiently on the floor on a hot day and kamikaze them selves by getting suck on the bottom of a shoe. Some gum sentences last for the whole packet. A soul is reincarnated over and over until the final last stick but these poor souls are the ones who can no longer come back as gum are only left with the option of being reincarnated as Yeast infection cream. Joe thanks you Willy for never chewing him. He understands how many times the urge must have been strong but thanks to you he can now move on in life. He also lets you know that the soul stuck in your Trojan condom is not to happy about never being used. For condoms it's different than gum the only way to be released from a number one rated Trojan condom is to be made useful since as you can see they last a hell of a lot longer than their expiration date. It's a trick container, a condom is, because just when you think your gonna get a fun ride you get tossed in the trash and the user goes bare back ;D Willy while Joe was telling you about this and last life, you were able to catch a whiff of the life he live before those two. A desert planet. What do you do? hell i bombard joe with questions pertaining to everything life related, from renegades to why eight hot dogs and only six buns plus i wanna know how to unlock my memories! (perhaps that is s subject for another thread)... oh and most importantly, who comes up with the jokes inside a bazooka joe?
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Aug 20, 2009 23:13:28 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 20, 2009 23:13:28 GMT -5
Tommy, You don't find a pack of gum but you do find your car keys. On the key chain you have a small mace spray, the kind little old ladies carry and a small picture of your family. you also find a lighter.
When you look back from your pockets you see more blue Et's the giggling throughout the cavern is getting louder and louder.
What do you do?
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Aug 20, 2009 23:17:58 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 20, 2009 23:17:58 GMT -5
Eevee, Your whacking stick give a small feeling of sadness but it falls to the floor next to Izarith's dazed and confused body.
As you head toward Yaldabaoth who is now glowing red and growing in size you feel one of Squid Face's tentacles grab you by the ankle.
What do you do?
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Aug 20, 2009 23:31:27 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 20, 2009 23:31:27 GMT -5
Willy, Joe looks at you blanked face while you ask him all those questions. Once you stop to hear his reply he tells you Joe: "Dude! I just got done being a stick of gum, how does that make me and encyclopedia? Plus look at my size your much older than I am willy. But I'm not to sure about unlocking memories I can only remember about my life before the gum Because it did not harm my being a stick of gum. And as for the jokes.....the guys name is Timmy. Timmy did Bazooka Joe jokes part time while he put himself through collage. He now works for SETI, Poor guy has noooo Idea the trouble he and his team are in. " Willy you get another whiff of living on desert planet. Through Joe you remember an old saying from that life on that planet. "Trust in thirst". What do you do?
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Aug 21, 2009 2:04:00 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 21, 2009 2:04:00 GMT -5
Eevee, Your whacking stick give a small feeling of sadness but it falls to the floor next to Izarith's dazed and confused body. As you head toward Yaldabaoth who is now glowing red and growing in size you feel one of Squid Face's tentacles grab you by the ankle. What do you do? Whilst screaming very loudly I decide it's the perfect time to check the contents of my pockets. ;D
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Aug 21, 2009 11:35:14 GMT -5
Post by tommyknockers on Aug 21, 2009 11:35:14 GMT -5
I hold the lighter at arms length, spark the flame and spray the mace into the flame hoping for a large fire ball that will not harm the little green guys but maybe frighten them off.
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Aug 21, 2009 13:08:35 GMT -5
Post by willy42 on Aug 21, 2009 13:08:35 GMT -5
Willy, Joe looks at you blanked face while you ask him all those questions. Once you stop to hear his reply he tells you Joe: "Dude! I just got done being a stick of gum, how does that make me and encyclopedia? Plus look at my size your much older than I am willy. But I'm not to sure about unlocking memories I can only remember about my life before the gum Because it did not harm my being a stick of gum. And as for the jokes.....the guys name is Timmy. Timmy did Bazooka Joe jokes part time while he put himself through collage. He now works for SETI, Poor guy has noooo Idea the trouble he and his team are in. " Willy you get another whiff of living on desert planet. Through Joe you remember an old saying from that life on that planet. "Trust in thirst". What do you do? is that as in... obey your thirst? i only ask all these questions because you seem to remember every minute detail, where i can't even remember the last time i (fill in the blank)... i just shrug the best that a ball of light can and enjoy the ride... its not everyday i get to fly around the cosmos at break neck speeds. guess i can't check my pockets for another piece of gum?
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Aug 23, 2009 22:45:58 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 23, 2009 22:45:58 GMT -5
Eevee, You find an over abundance of paper lint caused from not properly checking the pockets before washing. some of the lint is large enough to see that it was last weeks grocery list.
While you are doing this Squid Face slurs out three words.
"Escape pod.....fast"
What do you do?
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Aug 23, 2009 22:49:13 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 23, 2009 22:49:13 GMT -5
Tommy, You do manage to cause a fire ball. The light from the fire ball shows you the true color of the ET's, they are and ugly pink with reddish sours all over their body.
All the ET's surrounding you take a few steps back while letting out a high pitched scream that hurts your ears.
What do you do?
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Aug 23, 2009 22:55:48 GMT -5
Post by Izarith on Aug 23, 2009 22:55:48 GMT -5
(OH BTW Willy, I totally forgot that you did in fact chew Joe. sorry about that and feel free to call me on any thing that I have forgotten in the future.)
Willy you know the true meaning of "Trust in thirst".
You know from Joe's past life that it means that you could not obey you thirst even if you wanted too. And on that planet its the only thing you can trust.
Joe feels you experiencing his past life and tells you
Joe: "I only have small fragments of that life, I think mostly because I have been trying to suppress them. Although I'll never be able to forget the city of Augusta."
Willy, when Joe says Augusta your mind is filled with the memory of a beautiful city of glass surrounded by desert waist.
Joe: "So tell me a little about yourself Willy."
What do you do?
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Aug 24, 2009 2:33:01 GMT -5
Post by Eevee on Aug 24, 2009 2:33:01 GMT -5
Eevee, You find an over abundance of paper lint caused from not properly checking the pockets before washing. some of the lint is large enough to see that it was last weeks grocery list. While you are doing this Squid Face slurs out three words. "Escape pod.....fast" What do you do? The remnants of last weeks grocery list....lame! ;D I telepathically ask Squid Face ('cause I'm still screamin') "where is the escape pod?"
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