Ok here is a little something. ;D
I'll give it a chance,
they only come once in a million.
And I'll give it my best,
so they can't say I've never tried at all.
lets see where it goes,
steel my resolve to put on a hell of a show.
Just don't hold your breath, because I ain't letting gooooooo!
You know you can't win for losing, you can't lose for trying so don't hold me back now, and there ain't gonna be no fat lady, singing the blues.
Ok ladies and gentlemen now that I have your undivided attention it's time for a little Public awareness 101 Elwood Blues style. I woke up this morning and one thing was on my mind, beauty...
That's right the word was beauty, and I'm not talking about some article's deranged, hypocritical, holier than thou version of beauty, I'm talking about the true blue, undeniable shining light of beauty. I'm talking about the beauty in each and every one of YOU!
Can I get an Amen from the judgesa.....
Can I get an Amen from the audiencesa....
Yessa Ha! That's right ha! Put your hands together Ha! Clap them loud now ha! Let the WHOLE world hear it HA!
Judges take your hands off the red buzzer because I have a little something to say Ha! A little something I want the whole world to hear Ha!
I need you, you, you.. I need you, you, you,.... I need you, you, you...
Come on every one sing it!
I need you, you, you,.. I need you, you, you... I need you, you, you...
Now every body repeat after me!
I'll give it a chance,
they only come once in a million.
And I'll give it my best,
so they can't say I've never tried at all.
lets see where it goes,
steel my resolve to put on a hell of a show.
Just don't hold your breath, because I ain't letting gooooooo!
You know you can't win for losing, you can't lose for trying so don't hold me back now, and there ain't gonna be no fat lady, singing the blues.
That's right America! Thank you and God bless! GOOD NIGHT!
Vodka!